Pasted from a notepad that Dad typed in, without looking, staring Tino right in the eyes the whole time:
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Tino is my super cool boy, that I love very very very much!!!  Right?  Y'know it.  Don't you?

Who else is the best boy ever?

Well you know who is the best girl ever?  Right?  That's ... you?  No.  That's Evie!  Rgith?  Or wrong?  Good.

Well duh!  Der ner ner.
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Afterwards, while running fast:
"Mom!!!  Dad is a genius, why ...he can type without looking!"

Birthday Hug

Hey Tino, can I have a birthday hug?

"Oh yeah."

That's nice.

"Thanks, Dad, I really needed that."

(Old one from 2010)

Driving Dad

"Good night, Tino.  We're driving Daddy someplace early tomorrow."

Yeah, Tino you'll be driving.

"But I'm not even 16 yet!"

"It's not just how old you are."

"Yeah, I'm not tall enough..."