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Tino, what happened?
"I don't know."
Yes you do. What did John Tetzel put his hand in?
"Fire?"
It hurts! Why?
"To scare them."
For how long, not a day, not a week... but?
"Forever."
That's right. He's warning them of...
"Hell."
What will save them?
"God."
How?
"The one who died, Jesus."
What does Tetzel say will help?
"A paper."
What does he want from them?
"Their money."
What's he giving them?
"Nothing."
Is he a pastor?
"No. Not really."
Who's he helping?
"No one."
What should he be doing?
"Giving them forgiveness in Jesus."
Right.
"Happy Reformation Day."
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(Tino tosses dad another Red-Vine.)
